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Good for your funny comments, post, and chat. After all he has got a nice face. So Pls. Share.
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Silly Jokes for Kids
20 silly jokes for kids
by Jessica Kelmon
Last updated: September 2015
Now that your big kid's sense of humor has progressed, she appreciates riddles and more complex humor. Here are 20 great kid-friendly jokes to make your child laugh.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9.
Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza really great guy!
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting, squawking parrot.
Interrupting, squawking parr-
SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKK!
Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
A: Pencil-vania.
Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
A: Because they might peel!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
After many years, a prisoner is finally released.
He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what? I'm 4."
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it.
Q: Which flower talks the most?
A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!
Q: A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible?
A: His horse's name is Friday!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go "moo!"
Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: Nice belt!
Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
A: You're a fun guy [fungi].
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?
by Jessica Kelmon
Last updated: September 2015
Now that your big kid's sense of humor has progressed, she appreciates riddles and more complex humor. Here are 20 great kid-friendly jokes to make your child laugh.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9.
Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza really great guy!
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting, squawking parrot.
Interrupting, squawking parr-
SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKK!
Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
A: Pencil-vania.
Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
A: Because they might peel!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
After many years, a prisoner is finally released.
He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what? I'm 4."
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it.
Q: Which flower talks the most?
A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!
Q: A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible?
A: His horse's name is Friday!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go "moo!"
Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: Nice belt!
Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
A: You're a fun guy [fungi].
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?
- A: He was a little hoarse.
Friday, January 29, 2016
Innocent Kids
Ek Chota Sa Bachcha, Apni Dadi Se: Dadi Maan, Kya Aap Tain Bol Sakti Hain ?
Dadi: Tain...!
Bachcha: Wah Dadi Ji... Ek Baar Phir Se, Please...
Dadi: Tain...!
Bachcha: Dadi Aap Toh Kamaal Ka Tain Bolti Hain... Achcha Aap Ek Baar Mummy Ko Bhi Bol Kar Dikha Sakti Ho ?
Dadi: Kyun Re, Teri Maan Ko Kyun Bol Ke Dikhaun ?
Bachcha: Vo Darasla, Neeche Mummy Apni Friends Se Hamesha Bolti Rehti Hain Ki Ye Budhiya Pata Nahin Kab Tain Bolegi...!
Dadi: Tain...!
Bachcha: Wah Dadi Ji... Ek Baar Phir Se, Please...
Dadi: Tain...!
Bachcha: Dadi Aap Toh Kamaal Ka Tain Bolti Hain... Achcha Aap Ek Baar Mummy Ko Bhi Bol Kar Dikha Sakti Ho ?
Dadi: Kyun Re, Teri Maan Ko Kyun Bol Ke Dikhaun ?
Bachcha: Vo Darasla, Neeche Mummy Apni Friends Se Hamesha Bolti Rehti Hain Ki Ye Budhiya Pata Nahin Kab Tain Bolegi...!
Monday, January 25, 2016
चिंटू और मां...
रेल के डिब्बे में चिंटू की मां ने चिंटू से कहा - चुपचाप बैठे रहो | शरारत की , तो मारूंगी |
चिंटू - तुमने मुझे मारा , तो मैं टिकट चेकर को अपनी उम्र बता दूंगा |
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